Sir, I'm detecting high levels of sass...

johnnyjoestarrelatable:
rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs
rb if you support bi bitches and also love carbs

gofundme.com Click here to support STOP LGBT HATE CRIMES organized by Christopher Huizar https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1463632003782104&id=100004059555201 Me (19 years old) and my boyfriend (23 years old) experienced a hate crime late Saturday night while walking home from a nice night out,We were simply holding hands when a white male yells “fucken faggots” and come...

reaganpace:

whyyoustabbedme:
Stop this deadass made me tear
The couple will be celebrating one year together on Wednesday (30 May).
In light of the attack, the gay couple set up a GoFundMe to try to help pay for their hospital bills.
And the fact that there are so many other people going through the same thing is wrong, this is truly disgusting.
Pls reblog, if nothing else because people need to see this and be aware of how common it is

bekkathyst:

BEKKATHYST SPRING 2018 GIVEAWAY
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Please read thoroughly before entering!
Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. To celebrate some amazing new opportunities for our business, we are giving you guys the chance to win this amazing collection of items.
All these items came from my shop.
What you get:
$50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.
a USB Himalayan salt rock lamp
A collection of crystal marbles
Several selenite items
An amethyst stalactite cluster
An amethyst druzy kitty
A flashy labradorite cabochons
A Larimar heart
Random rough crystals (selenite, lepidolite, rose quartz)
Crystal points (fluorite, golden healer quartz)
And more!
This has a retail value of $170 in addition to the $50 shop credit!
Rules:
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DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
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glitterweave:

me-and-my-beard:
riverdoge:
habkeinbock:
Művészet
the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh
There’s jagermeister. I’m so in
Fuck. Wow.

loving-all-lgbtq-kids:

Hey!!
Just wanted to say bisexuals are 1000% valid and beautiful

kuppyness:

I love this cat a lot

niuniente:

Black Cryptid

loyalshipper:
“ sixpenceee:
“The cylinder passed all of it’s final exams folks.
”
Reblog to pass all of your future final exams. Be like this motivational Cylinder.
”

loyalshipper:

sixpenceee:
The cylinder passed all of it’s final exams folks.
Reblog to pass all of your future final exams. Be like this motivational Cylinder.

Mood

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

outofthewhore-dinary:

alexoliversmith:
chaoticallyprecise:
OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?
I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:
Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:
Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.
DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:
THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:
YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.
… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.
You are beautiful person for sharing this with the world and I thank you.
Reblog to save a life

beefcakemish:

DAMN, MISHA! (x)

sixpenceee:
“Mirabilis jalapa flower split in half due to codominant gene expression. (Source) More bizarre world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world
”

sixpenceee:

Mirabilis jalapa flower split in half due to codominant gene expression. (Source) More bizarre world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

dreamers-queen:
“ ohnoagremlin:
“ miladyeve:
“ esterbrook:
“ simon-lewis:
“ Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala
”
Literally like something out of Stardust.
”
This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.
”
gowns...

dreamers-queen:

ohnoagremlin:
miladyeve:
esterbrook:
simon-lewis:
Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala
Literally like something out of Stardust.
This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.
gowns aren’t usually my deal but Look
I want to get married wearing this.

thewhimsyturtle:
“Happy World Turtle Day!
Who remembers the purple and pink striped turtles we made for a friend’s small children a few years ago? Shortly thereafter, our friend welcomed a new baby, so of course we made a new striped turtle for the...

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy World Turtle Day!
Who remembers the purple and pink striped turtles we made for a friend’s small children a few years ago? Shortly thereafter, our friend welcomed a new baby, so of course we made a new striped turtle for the newest member of his wonderful family! Except this time, I am so big that I’m the one anchoring our annual tortle tower!
➰ As always, crafty details and more photos over at our Wordpress.

just-shower-thoughts:

Scuba diving is equivalent to travelling to another dimension where you can fly, and there are aliens fucking everywhere.

Digging deeper... End of the line sweetheart... Further down the rabbit hole?